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Diet: Leaves, demon realm liquor, human men’s semen
A type of tree-dwelling beastman covered in eucalyptus-scented fur bearing the characteristics of a koala. Werekoalas spend most of their time sleeping, wrapped around branches of their favored food source and habitat. Werekoalas are extremely calm and considered safe to approach even when in demon realms.
Generally, werekoalas won’t even approach a man. Instead, they will bask in the sun letting the cute appearance of their soft coats and supple bodies lure in willing men. At this point the man will climb the tree the werekoalla is in and they will slowly mate while the werekoalla holds the man with one limband grasps the tree with the other three. After mating has occurred and a werekoala has chosen her husband she will leave the trees and use their husband as a replacement, hanging from him in some way whenever possible. Because werekoalas tend to groom their partners as they hang and are so soft and strangely light this behavior isn’t typically discouraged.
These mamono have a strong preference for alcoholic beverages from the demon realm. It’s said werekoalas don’t even need to drink water, but they will always take a glass of demonic liquor when offered. Despite their generally loving and docile nature, the behavior of werekoalas changes drastically under the influence of the demon realm’s spirits. Instead of gently requesting to mate, when intoxicated they will boisterously demand that their “BLOKE” sloppily “FOOK” their sopping “STRAYAN CUNT.” There is some debate as to the meaning of these words, but experts tend to agree they should be disregarded as drunken rambling. It has also been documented that unmarried werekoalas will drop from trees onto unsuspecting males while drunk, making eucalyptus groves a bad place to party on a Saturday night.
For these reasons it has been proposed on several occasions that werekoala not be allowed to drink, but due to the werekoalla’s natural dexterity and unnatural ability to find hard liquor this is often hard to prevent. Fortunately, the type of man likely to climb a tree to mate with a werekoala often doesn’t mind “’avin’ a rough root” on occasion.
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